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Turn The Faces of Your Loved Ones into Fun, Expressive Caricatures Quickly & Easily!
Even if you've never drawn before...
Take a photo like this...
And learn to draw it like this!
Have You Ever...
- Watched a caricature artist work a crowd and thought, "I'd love to know how to do that"?
- Wanted to pick up a fun, creative skill that actually gets a reaction out of people?
- Wondered if you could learn to draw — even if you've never thought of yourself as an artist?
- Finally decided it's time to do something just for you?
After teaching more than 5,000 students how to draw caricatures, here's what I know:
The number one mistake most people make when starting out?
They try to make their drawings look "real."
Every detail perfect. Every proportion exact.
Eyes, nose, lips...
You name it.
And before long, they're so frustrated trying to get it "right"... they quit before they ever really start.
Here's the thing -
Perfection isn’t the goal here!
In fact, the imperfections are often what make a caricature great.
Because caricature isn't about realism.
It's about exaggeration. That's what makes people laugh. That's what makes them say "Oh my gosh, that's so ME."
Once you understand that one shift... everything gets easier.
And honestly? It's not that hard to learn.
That's why I'm here...
Meet Your Instructor:
Steve has spent more than a decade as a working professional caricature artist based in California.
He holds a fine arts degree from Rutgers University and received specialized training from the head artist at Mad Magazine — one of the most iconic caricature publications in history.
His client list includes names like Joe Rogan, Jeff Ross, and Bert Kreischer, along with brands like Google, Panasonic, and KFC.
But what Steve is most proud of isn't the celebrity roster.
It's the more than 5,000 everyday people — from complete beginners to hobbyists — who've gone through his course and discovered they could do this too.
"I love the moment a student realizes their drawing actually looks like someone," Steve says. "That reaction never gets old."
If you've ever wanted to learn this skill from someone who does it professionally and teaches it for a living — this is that opportunity
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For the first time ever! Introducing:
The Caricature Academy!
Here's Is Everything You'll Get:
Module 1:
Unlock the World of Caricatures: Fun, Exaggeration, and Expression
Discover why caricatures are more than just funny faces—they’re a playful art form where imperfection is the key to capturing personality!
- What makes caricatures so fun to draw? News flash: It's all about exaggeration!
- Explore examples of exaggerated features that make each caricature pop with personality.
- The exact tools you need to get started—no fancy gear, just the basics.
- Why choosing the right pencil can make your caricatures easier to master.
- Learn the #1 mindset shift that frees you from perfectionism and brings your drawings to life.
- Simple warm-up exercises to loosen your hand and banish the fear of making mistakes.
Module 2:
Mastering the Art of Faces: Break the Rules, Capture the Personality
Forget perfect proportions! Learn how to break down the human face and turn its unique features into exaggerated, attention-grabbing caricatures!
- The secret to breaking down any face into simple shapes (and why symmetry doesn't matter here!).
- Forget "classic" proportions. Let's talk about the Law of Constant Mass and Water-Balloon Theory.
- How to sketch a basic face structure with just a few confident lines.
- Discover the key features that make each face memorable—and how to exaggerate them effortlessly.
- Fun practice exercises that reveal the quirks behind every face shape.
- The key to identifying a person's most defining feature. (Hint: It's not always what you think!).
Module 3:
Master the Face: Exaggerating Features Like a Pro
Learn to turn eyes, noses, mouths, and more into exaggerated works of art while keeping the essence of your subject intact!
- Unlock the power of the T-Shape. Discover why mastering the eyes, nose, and mouth placement is the foundation of every great caricature.
- Eyes that pop. Learn to exaggerate eye size, shape, and expressions to capture personality and emotion instantly.
- Nose knows best! How to make a big nose bolder or a button nose smaller while keeping the likeness intact.
- Mouths full of character. Explore how exaggerated grins, pouty lips, or quirky teeth can tell a story.
- Ear-resistible details. From big ears to tiny lobes, learn to make ears a feature worth noticing.
- Hair that speaks volumes. Transform hair into a dynamic feature that frames the face and enhances the personality.
- Fun, targeted exercises for exaggerating each feature without overthinking.
Module 4:
Shape Language & Abstraction: Simplify & Experiment
Discover the power of shapes and abstraction to break complex forms into simple, creative designs that push your caricatures beyond the ordinary!
- How understanding shape language transforms your sketches into striking, stylized caricatures.
- The secret to breaking down any face into simple, bold shapes for faster, more dynamic drawings.
- How to break through artist block. Tips to help you get unstuck.
- How to choose which features stand out while simplifying the rest—without losing their essence.
- Master fast sketching techniques with quick thumbnail sketches to explore your creative options before landing on the perfect one.
Module 5:
Bring It All Together: Build a Caricature That’s Bursting with Personality
From sketch to final details, learn how to create caricatures that not only capture the likeness but also overflow with humor and personality.
- Step-by-step guide to creating a quick, light sketch outline that sets the foundation for your caricature.
- How to to decide the level of exaggeration you choose to use in your caricature.
- Refine your exaggerated features—eyes, nose, mouth—with simple but effective detail techniques.
- Add depth with easy shading tips that make your caricature pop off the page.
- Bring your drawing to life by adding personality through fun, quirky expressions.
Module 6:
Perfecting the Details: Turn Your Sketch into a Polished, Eye-Catching Caricature
Learn the final steps to refine your sketch, add depth, and finish your caricature with personality-packed details that make it truly stand out.
- Master the art of inking your lines with confidence—turning your rough sketch into a bold, polished caricature.
- Simple ways to check proportions and exaggerations to ensure everything looks just right.
- Elevate your drawing with easy shading techniques that add dimension without over-complicating things.
- Add the final touches with highlights and fun details that make your caricature unique.
- Wrapping up your caricature and knowing when to stop so you don't overdo it.
Here's what this course is worth — and what you'll actually pay:
A course like this should cost $109. Honestly, based on what students tell us, it could cost more.
But here's where I'm coming from.
When I first made this available, I kept the price low to see if people would actually enjoy it.
They did — overwhelmingly.
More than 5,000 students from over 20 countries have gone through this course. The feedback has been extraordinary. And one thing I kept hearing was how much they appreciated being able to afford it.
With everything else in the world getting more expensive... I made a decision.
I'm keeping this accessible.
So instead of $109, you pay just:
$49
One-time. That's it. No subscriptions. No surprise charges. Ever.
And for that, you get lifetime access to the entire course — every lesson, every technique — available to you 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, at whatever pace works for you.
Come back to any lesson anytime, as many times as you want.
I can't promise this price is permanent. My time and availability do affect what I can offer — and if that changes, the price will reflect it.
But right now, today, it's $49.
Click the button below to claim your spot.
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Try the entire course for a full 60 days — completely risk-free.
If for any reason it's not right for you, just let us know and you'll receive a full 100% refund within 24 hours. No hassle. No questions.
Why am I this confident?
In the past year alone, thousands of students have gone through Caricature Academy. The feedback has been overwhelmingly positive — and the number of refund requests? I can count them on two hands.
That's not a boast. That's just the reality of what students experience when they go through this course.
So take the full 60 days. Explore everything at your own pace. If it doesn't deliver, you pay nothing.
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Bonus #1:
Bring Your Caricatures to Life with Vibrant Color!
Learn how to add eye-popping color to your caricatures, transforming them from simple sketches into lively, vibrant works of art.
- Discover the best coloring tools (markers or pencils) and how to use them effectively.
- Step-by-step guide to adding color without losing the exaggerated feel of your caricature.
- How to choose a color palette that enhances the personality and humor of your drawing.
- Simple shading and blending techniques to add depth, volume, and a polished finish.
Bonus #2:
Watch & Learn as I Create a Hilarious Hollywood Movie Star
Join me for a real-time drawing session where I turn a famous celebrity into a side-splitting caricature, showing you exactly how it’s done.
- Watch as I bring a celebrity to life with bold exaggerations and playful features.
- Step-by-step breakdown of how I choose which features to emphasize for maximum comedic effect.
- Learn how to keep your drawing fun and entertaining, while still capturing the celebrity's likeness.
Bonus 3:
From Paper to Pixels: Create Digital Caricatures
Learn how to digitize your hand-drawn caricatures, add sleek digital effects, and make your art stand out with a modern twist.
- Quick and simple tutorial on using a free online tool to transform your sketch into a digital masterpiece.
- Step-by-step guide for scanning or uploading your drawing and adding cool, eye-catching digital effects.
- How to clean up your lines and give your caricature that polished, professional look—right on your screen.
- The Paper to Pixels bonus will eventually sell for $47 as it's own stand-alone course!
If you’ve read this far and want to take advantage of this special price...
you can get all of this for just:
$49
Unlock the World of Caricatures: Fun, Exaggeration, and Expression
Discover why caricatures are more than just funny faces...
Mastering the Art of Faces: Break the Rules, Capture the Personality
Learn how to break down the human face and turn its unique features into exaggerated, attention-grabbing caricatures
The Art of Exaggeration: Where Caricatures Come to Life
Where big heads, bold features, and wild expressions turn ordinary faces into unforgettable caricatures!
Shape Language & Abstraction: Simplify, Experiment, and Unlock Your Artistic Vision
Discover the power of shapes and abstraction to break complex forms into simple, creative designs that push your caricatures beyond the ordinary!
Bring It All Together: Build a Caricature That’s Bursting with Personality
From sketch to final details, learn how to create caricatures that not only capture the likeness but also overflow with humor and personality.
Perfect the Details: Turn Your Sketch into a Polished, Eye-Catching Caricature
Learn the final steps to refine your sketch, add depth, and finish your caricature with personality-packed details that make it truly stand out.
BONUS: Bring Your Caricatures to Life with Vibrant Color!
Learn how to add eye-popping color to your caricatures, transforming them from simple sketches into lively, vibrant works of art.
BONUS: Quick Draw Celebrity Caricature: Watch & Learn as I Create a Hilarious Hollywood Movie Star
Join me for a real-time drawing session where I turn a famous celebrity into a side-splitting caricature, showing you exactly how it’s done.
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I’ve put together a 10-Day Challenge for you. Normally I only offer this to people who I teach in private 1:1 sessions where they pay $100/hour or more for.
- Upon completion of the course material, you can enroll (for FREE) in the 10-Day Caricature Challenge.
- Each day, I will send you an email with a new challenge allowing you to practice what you've learned in an easy to understand way.
- The challenge culminates on Day 10 with an exercise that will bring it all together, leaving you feeling proud of your new found talents!
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Commonly Asked Questions:
Do I need any prior drawing experience to take this course?
Not at all! This course is designed for beginners, so whether you’ve never drawn before or have dabbled in art, you’ll be able to follow along and see real progress.
Will my credit card be charged more than once?
No. Never. If you purchase this course you will only be charged $49 1-time and you will have LIFETIME access so you can revisit it whenever you want. There are NEVER additional charges.
Is there a guarantee?
Yes of course. I offer a 60 Day, No Questions Asked Money Back Guarantee. If you’re not happy after you’ve tried out the course for 60 days, just email us at support@CaricatureAcademyOnline.com and we’ll give you a refund, no questions asked.
What materials do I need for this course?
All you need is basic drawing supplies—pencils, paper, and an eraser. No fancy tools required! We’ll also provide a list of affordable materials if you want to upgrade your tools later on.
How long will it take to see improvement in my caricature drawing?
You’ll start seeing improvement after just a few lessons! The course is designed to help you learn step-by-step, so with each new module, your skills will build quickly.
When does the course begin?
Right away!
After your payment is processed, you will receive an email with simple step-by-step instructions on how to access your course. Start now, or start later… It’s up to you, but you will have access right away.
What if I’m not very good at drawing?
No worries!
You don’t need to be a pro at drawing faces to succeed with caricatures. We’ll break down facial features into simple shapes and show you how to exaggerate them in a fun way that’s easy to learn.
Will I learn how to draw caricatures digitally, or is this just for pencil and paper?
The course is focused on traditional drawing methods using pencil and paper, the techniques you learn can easily be applied to digital tools like Procreate or Photoshop if you prefer working digitally. If you purchased before the timer on the page runs out, the “Paper to Pixels” extra bonus does cover how to do this digitally, using free online tools.
How much time is it going to take to learn this?
Whether you have 15 minutes a day or only have free time on the weekends, you can learn how to make fun caricatures. The course is available to you 24/7 so you can learn on your own time, allowing this to fit into any hectic schedule.
What happens after I buy?
You will receive an email from me within 5 minutes.
That email will include super simple step-by-step instructions on how to access the course. From there, you’ll start with the first lesson that will explain everything.
Come & join 5,000+ other students from around the world - You won't regret it!
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